To all of you that suffer dry cracked hands or feet

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To all of you that suffer dry cracked hands or feet

Postby Puerto_Rico_Surfer » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:08 am

I discovered the best creme yet. Its called "O'Keeffes Working Feet" and they have an O'Keeffes Working Hands" creme. Costs about $7.00 and its worth every farkin penny.

I have been using it for 2 weeks now, the stuff is amazing. My skin on the feet sometimes is dry and cracked, my wife wouldnt even rub my feet cause she would say gross, but since i have been using the stuff, my feet have turned baby soft (same with the hands) and the cracking is just about gone.

You can buy it at Lowes Hardware stores, or the website http://www.okeeffescompany.com

Just try it, i wouldnt steer you wrong if i didnt believe in the stuf.
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Postby LGREANZ » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:04 am

i have a reall bad case of sack chaffing.

do u think it would work on my nads ?

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Postby goro » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:13 pm

here's one for both of you jokers:



A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job" the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming in for that."

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Postby Puerto_Rico_Surfer » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:39 am

here's one for both of you jokers:

But I wasnt joking, the stuff really is that good, just try it. Hell the shit probably works for chaffed balls too. But I'll let Lg give us the update report.
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Postby LGREANZ » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:32 am

lol

that stuff gave me some kind of anal/anus inflammation.
but on another note my balls are chaff free.

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Postby HMARK » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:53 pm

Ya buncha Klowns!

:lol:
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Postby red » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:43 am

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

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Postby Puerto_Rico_Surfer » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:20 am

:lol:
"Keep firing, make your attackers advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but they'll have to beat you to death with it, because it's going to be empty!"

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Postby goro » Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:11 pm

red wrote:What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.


isn't the lubricant of choice for commies, vodka?


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